Jillybean: Taming of Orca the Killer Whale

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Taming of Orca the Killer Whale

Last night I asked Jess if she could get me the comb off of the counter. She said "Easy Peazee Lemon Squeezee" Then she had tea in my bathtub.
I want to be her for just one day.

4 comments:

SQUIER FAMILY BLOG said...: I wanna be Jessa too! How many facial expressions does that girl have?! :); August 19, 2008 at 4:00 PM
Henriefamily said...: Hmmmmm........I had some pictures once upon a time with Jill tryin to tame Orca the Killer Whale too........I wonder if I still have them and I wonder if they will end up on MY blog.......we will see!?!?!?! Ok ok I won't put em on....right now.....I have to find them first.....and I wanna see how much Jill is willing to give me NOT to put em on!! :); August 19, 2008 at 5:49 PM
jillybeanz said...: In my defense.....the whale I tamed was much bigger and much more dangerous.; August 20, 2008 at 7:37 AM
Henriefamily said...: You're right about the bigger whale! Hey my kids are wondering if you still have your weiner dogs. And we were lookin at Amy's blog and Riki thinks Doug looks funny with his goatee braided. She laughed at it a lot. Anyway my kids miss your kids a lot.; August 22, 2008 at 6:47 PM

Hmmm............

I got thinking people are probably wondering why I haven't put any cute sayings from my older kids...well, I feel the need to explain.

They are teenagers and most of what they say just pisses me off, for instance:

"If I buy my own cell phone it's mine and you can't take it away."

"My mouth is so numb from the dentist I can't eat...you guys are going to eat? GOSH! Your so rude!"

"Mom...your pants look stupid"

"I TOLD you I borrowed your blush!"

"Um...mom why don't you let ME do your hair?"

"Oh my GOSH Mom! Your right boob is totally smaller than your left boob"

I'm just kidding, I really do love them so much it hurts......
I just can't wait until the aliens get their brains out of those pickle jars and squirt them back into their skulls through their nose holes. On second thought....maybe it was the tree people?

Chandler's Funny Brain

So I tried to call Amy on her cell phone on Friday and Chandler answers and I say "Is this Chandler Elaine" in a wierd voice so I can see if she'll think I'm a stranger and not talk to me... like I always do and she says:

"Hi Aunt Jill...this is Chandler...um, I have my Moms cell phone because, um i'm with my friend (friend yells "HI" in the background) and i'll make sure she calls you back because I had to use her phone because um me and my friend, well we found this purse..and um we really really need to find it's RIGHTful OWNer because if we dont find it's RIGHTful OWNer um it will be bad because, well we found this grasshopper and we caught it and it's a pretty big grasshopper and well we had to empty all the stuff out of the purse so we could put the grasshopper in there because it's one of those FLYing grasshoppers"

She is sooo funny! I get such a kick out of her. By the end of the conversation I couldn't talk I was laughing so hard. Every family needs a Chandler.

Jillybean

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Taming of Orca the Killer Whale

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