Friday, July 18, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUGER!!!!!!!

So before I get to the congratulating I have to tell a little story about Squidward.

Yesterday, after Ruger's party we were sitting outside on the swing visiting and it got quiet for a couple of seconds and she says "oh, mom....did you know.....that whenever there's an uncomfortable silence.......either someone is thinking about Abraham Lincoln....or........(in a quiet, soft whisper).....a gay child is being born"

I'm all "What the hell are you talking about?"
Just kidding I really didn't say that...I said "What the hell?"

She says "I'm serious Mom...I heard that while I was in Panguitch from my really really good friend...and it's TRUE.....Ever since I heard it....every time I have an uncomfortable silence with someone...I TOTALLY think about Abraham Lincoln"

ummmmmm what the hell?


Anyway! We had Ruger's party last night. What a sweet boy he is! I can't believe he's thirteen. He is WAY WAY WAY to cool and fun and funny and sweet to be thirteen. I love him more than poo flinging monkeys.

Here's a few pics of the party. We had a blast buying boy things. Doug and I couldn't resist getting blow dart guns, paint balls for said blow dart gun, exploding rockets, pocket knives...etc. I really wanted to go down South and wrangle him that Leprechaun....Haaaaaay...Now that i've seen an amateur sketch I totally know what to look for. Maybe next year?

The girls made him a cake and as you can see the two cake theivers were on the prowl again. He got spoiled, ate cake,











oh, sorry...I was totally thinking about Abraham Lincoln..excuse me..... blew darts in the garage, played with his rockets, licked crepe paper and had a fabulous day!

WE LOVE YOU BUDDY!!!!!
Aunt Jill


BEFORE

AFTER





The boobie prize.......


Shaniqua


3 comments:

SQUIER FAMILY BLOG said...

I swear Jill you are so funny! Im like laughin out loud! Rugers party looked like fun, hes such a cutie!

Sharstin said...

His party looks way fun, and how cute is your house? I loved the story about abraham Lincoln--hilarious!

Lindsay said...

I too loved the Abe Lincoln story... so funny!