Happy Birthday Squidward !!!!!!

I can't believe it! My little girl is twelve! Anyone that knows my Asha (AKA Squidward) knows this kid absolutely has a heart of pure gold. She is always laughing, always saying "Thanks!" with a great big cheezy smile. She is always willing to help out or make you laugh out loud. I think she was black in a past life due to her booty shake that she is famous for. Talk about a kid who is absolutely full of life and is someone who we should all strive to be more like!

Lets see, now for the Birthday festivities. On Wednesday Doug and I, the kids, Mom, Mere and Brent and Mike and Amy all went to the Chinese buffet. Yes, this was my pick for her because I truly believe with all of my heart that every twelve year old girl should get to experience Chinese people singing "Happy Birthday To YOU!!" on their Birthday. It is a rite of passage. Actually it might be more for my enjoyment than anyone elses but hey, what can I say. It is absolutely hysterical and I know that it's politically incorrect but you've all seen A Christmas Story and laughed so shut up.

So anyway, we get to the restaurant and I realize I forgot my camera...I actually debated going home and getting it but was afraid I would miss something. Now I realize I should have went because here is how the night progressed...........We get done eating and Mere has to leave so I decide to get the twins riled up by egging Ethan on to throw red and yellow jello cubes at Brent which is so awesome because know he will do it at home too and as an Aunt...this is my duty. After they leave Amy goes up to get an ice cream bar from the freezer because apparently Orange Dream Cicles are considered a Chinese dessert (along with Premium Creamies and Fat Boy's) It is sooo frozen that it instantly freezes to her bottom lip...I mean...bad! And she's laughing so hard she can barely talk and at this point she has a pretty big audience because it looks like shes an aberigine doing a lip stretching ritual and its like two inches long and it's about to completely rip off her bottom lip. Mike...being the knight in shining armor that he is, decided to rescue her and delicately dump Sprite out of a full cup onto her face, and it's right at that moment, that I look at Mike dumping Sprite on Amy with a bright orange popcicle stuck to her bottom lip in the middle of a restaurant that I notice his shirt.....it has a picture of a Daschound on it and below it it says "Have you seen my Weiner?" NEED I SAY MORE? God I love my family!!! I will never forget my camera again...never...never...never!

So needless to say that was the climax...not the goofy Chinkaderoes singing Happy Birthday, because that never even happened! Much to my dismay, they are totally on to me. They are now playing an absolutely lame tape recording of Happy Birthday over the stereo speakers with big ole smiles on their faces. Dangit! Although, I still got a little of my glory as the waiter on the way out say's "Who name ees Squee Waaaar"? "A Happa Birhday Squee Waaaar!"
Sweet Justice!

I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART
Mama