Jillybean: You Dirty Dirty Birds!

So..... weekend before last we all went camping for the weekend and while we were there mom found a beautiful Secret Garden while on a 4-wheeler ride. She tells us we HAVE to go see it to take pictures. She also says it will be great because we can go out and sit cross legged in the field of beautiful flowers to take the pictures. Well, after a two hour four-wheeler / dirtbike ride to get there. Mom says "Okay! I'm ready.....lets take pics!" I think after you look at the pics we ended up with you'll see they are much better than in a field of flowers!

P.S. Make sure you read Ethans shirt and take notice of his one raised eyebrow. That kid is going places!

COUNT CHOCULA!! hahahaha.....

"Dirty mouth??? Clean it up with Orbit.....Fabulous!"

Hmmm............

I got thinking people are probably wondering why I haven't put any cute sayings from my older kids...well, I feel the need to explain.

They are teenagers and most of what they say just pisses me off, for instance:

"If I buy my own cell phone it's mine and you can't take it away."

"My mouth is so numb from the dentist I can't eat...you guys are going to eat? GOSH! Your so rude!"

"Mom...your pants look stupid"

"I TOLD you I borrowed your blush!"

"Um...mom why don't you let ME do your hair?"

"Oh my GOSH Mom! Your right boob is totally smaller than your left boob"

I'm just kidding, I really do love them so much it hurts......
I just can't wait until the aliens get their brains out of those pickle jars and squirt them back into their skulls through their nose holes. On second thought....maybe it was the tree people?

Chandler's Funny Brain

So I tried to call Amy on her cell phone on Friday and Chandler answers and I say "Is this Chandler Elaine" in a wierd voice so I can see if she'll think I'm a stranger and not talk to me... like I always do and she says:

"Hi Aunt Jill...this is Chandler...um, I have my Moms cell phone because, um i'm with my friend (friend yells "HI" in the background) and i'll make sure she calls you back because I had to use her phone because um me and my friend, well we found this purse..and um we really really need to find it's RIGHTful OWNer because if we dont find it's RIGHTful OWNer um it will be bad because, well we found this grasshopper and we caught it and it's a pretty big grasshopper and well we had to empty all the stuff out of the purse so we could put the grasshopper in there because it's one of those FLYing grasshoppers"

She is sooo funny! I get such a kick out of her. By the end of the conversation I couldn't talk I was laughing so hard. Every family needs a Chandler.

Jillybean

Monday, July 14, 2008

You Dirty Dirty Birds!

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